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The Jalapeño Popper

The act of pouring pepper down a girl's or guy's asshole before giving anal, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver jizzes on their back.
Guy 1: Yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot ass chick back into our dorm while I was drunk last night and gave her The Jalapeño Popper of a lifetime.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.
by TheBlazedBambiino April 9, 2016
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Prison Jalapeño

The phenomenon of using a jalapeño, sliced in half, as a condom in prison.
Don’t drop the soap or Tyrese “The Shaft” Johnson will give you the prison jalapeño.
by Tyrese the shaft Johnson October 29, 2018
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Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.
on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"
by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019
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Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe

The greatest Red Hot Chili Peppers coverband in history! Some even say they are better than the Chili Peppers.
Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe, they are so hot right now! Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe!
by Big Karrot March 28, 2023
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figtree and jalapeno

2 people who are in love and they can't not be in love because they are stuck together
figtree and jalapeno love eacgother so much
by asdfghjasdfghjasdfvbnm November 14, 2023
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julapeno

Young girl who hates old people and likes to stab dirt.
Celebrities who hate to do charity and aim low and are called julapeno.
by bthewigwam September 7, 2013
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jalepenoradiofries

When eating a jalepeno and listening to the radio but all you have is fries so you eat them all but don't satiate your desire for eternal cool water.
Girl1: Have you seen Bill?
Girl2: I saw he had jalepenoradiofries!
Girl1: SOOOOOOOO hot!
by TheTruthWhisperer May 20, 2019
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