itchy beard

when the hair around your arse starts to itchy.
blood: hey G

G: what blood

Blood: i got an itchy beard

G: safe blood
by youth May 24, 2004
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ITCHY BROWN EYE

after you've been done in the bum bum
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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ITCHY BROWN EYE

It's when you haven't wiped your butt well after a bowel-movement.
Shouldn't need an example.
by KoolDaddy June 19, 2003
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Itchy ball heaven

Heavenly feeling of relief from scratching itchy testicles.
You know this is itchy ball heaven (said in the change rooms)
by the darker side of my moon October 07, 2018
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itchy srcut rot

a common occurance for most men were by the scruttocks become red and inflamed and very itchy
the itchy sruct rot kept tony up all night scratching his scruttocks red raw.
by Moonstompin ollie January 22, 2004
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Itchy Nose Syndrome

Intense condition of relentless nasal disturbance, not soothed with any amount of scratching. Occurs most frequently during a competitive session of Smash Bros. with friends ( or enemies ). There is some speculation that this particular syndrome can result from a lack of proper hydration, and there is also a theory that it is because you may just need to take a shower to clear up your pores. Either way, this detrimental condition which causes massive drops in performance, continual sequences of miss-timing aerial dodging, wave dashing, and shielding, is often ignored for far too long usually leading to a complete mental breakdown of sheer frustration in the victim.
person 1: "Wow I'm a God. I just three stocked you with K. Rule"
person 2: "It didn't count. I have itchy nose syndrome right now"
by Chewonarock April 01, 2019
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My balls are itchy

Something an idiot called damian says on call with me all the time his very very small balls aren't actually itchy he just likes saying his balls are itchy
Me: im going to sleep now baby goodnight 🥺
Damian: UGHHH FUCK MY BALLS ARE ITCHY
by Damo_got_itchyballs July 02, 2021
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