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An Apple product disguising itself as a nationality inhabiting the country of iTaly, also an Apple-created fabrication. iTalians are really spaghetti-powered war machines programmed to kill anyone eating Hawaiian pizza on sight.
Benito Mussolini did not actually orchestrate any invasions. The iTalians had not been fully developed, and thus Mussolini was forced to make little people out of sticks.
An ethnicity some people say we aren't white some say we are, the truth is people from the south are more olive skinned so it might seem like that, but we are usually perceived as white.

The Hollywood normalisation of Italian isn't always true there are people with tan dark hair and a bit tasci(-plural of tascio someone who wears a lot of gold and shit) but usually you can find people with blonde hair and pale skin though the most common colour of hair is brown.

We love our families and food especially our trad food but not everyone does and that's ok it's not mandatory to like it.

We are not all linked to mafia even though it is a bad apple in our country that originated from Sicily (FML I am sicilian) that expanded to other countries especially US because of emigration.

We are usually kind and respectful just make sure not to meet a maranza, someone who is very tascio and wears Nike sets and gold chains and acts like a douche bag, but there is a little little minority of them who isn't a douche bag.

We love our country for our sea our country sides but most hate our government, and honestly as an Italian I've seen more foreign people love our country more than us tbh.
He's Italian he comes from Italy
Italian by Ch4rli3isstupid February 21, 2024
Assjob. You rub your penis between the crack of someone's ass.
She wasn't in the mood for anal last night so I settled for the Italian.
Italian by King George 90210 April 22, 2024

italian. 

best people in the world.
if you fuck with one italian, you fuck with them all..
they are possesive. but loving.
we speak our mind.
we love our family and we would do anything for them.
dont fuck with us italians. <3

italia per sempre ! <3
italian. by manda =] March 23, 2010

Italian hangover 

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.
I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.
Italian hangover by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.
My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.