Hard pudding

A prison term. When one Male shoves his dick into another mans ass with no lube.

Jacquene gave Tyrese the hard pudding in C Block.

by Copper111 January 4, 2018

drip hard

When your outfit is wet asf

Gunna- “i drip hard”

Lil baby- “not as hard as drippy ray cyrus”

by Driprider October 12, 2018

Nintendo hard

(applied to videogames) As difficult as a typical game for the original Nintendo Entertainment System (i.e., ridiculously difficult).

No, seriously, I mean the minigames are hard. Like, Nintendo hard.

by Ian Maxwell March 9, 2003

hard fart

Flatulence which loosens the bowels enough to void an amount of fecal matter, be it just a bit or an entire load. In other words, when you mean to fart and accidentally shit yourself.

Aww, man... I just let a hard fart go, and now I've got to throw out my new underwear!

You should check your drawers, man. That sounded like a hard fart to me.

by Talmanes November 17, 2005

hard pause

The abrupt halt one encounters when they realize that they are about to crap, they are not going to make it to the toilet, and the only chance they have of saving their pants is to stop in their tracks and clench their butt cheeks at tightly as possible. A hard pause is complete when the gas bubbles gurgle to the top of the stomach. A person has roughly 30 seconds after the stomach gurgle to reach the toilet, or they must prepare for a second, even more perilous, hard pause. It is unwise to try to attempt more than two hard pauses in a row. This will probably lead to disaster, and will likely require field-dressing of ones underpants (i.e., cutting through each leg with your pocket knife and tossing the soiled drawers behind the toilet).

I almost crapped my pants this morning. I had to make a hard pause in the hall on the way to the bathroom and another right in front of the toilet.

by jpblackout March 5, 2014

dummy hard

A term used to express praise towards something, which can be another form of fire. Often used to describe objects/things that are exemplary or of high quality.

"Damn bro, this song goes dummy hard!!!1!!"
"Yea man, it's a good one,"

"Wow your outfit goes dummy hard, looks great,"
"Thanks bro,"

by avaryjobmac March 22, 2019

hard r

the n word word but with the r on the end, so nigger instead of nigga

this man dropping hard r's left and right

by shaduwu May 21, 2020