by RandomRandomXY December 26, 2023

A country founded in 1948 as part of a UN resolution recognizing Jewish self-determination.
The day it was founded, there was a big mess and the nations of Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, and Egypt invaded Israel and lost, thus losing parts of the area dedicated to Palestinians in a war that they themselves started.
The day it was founded, there was a big mess and the nations of Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, and Egypt invaded Israel and lost, thus losing parts of the area dedicated to Palestinians in a war that they themselves started.
by person@person June 24, 2025

When you recover something that is yours and then the occupier that stole something with the help of others (eg. Philistines stealing the land with the help of Romans) pretends it was never yours and start to attack you with their new friends.
Jews are israeled because Palestinians ancestors stole the land with the help of Romans and then never wanted to give anything back. They don’t want to assume any responsibility of the atrocities jews had to go through because of their criminal act of taking all the land from jews and expelled them. Years later jews come back to share the land but Palestinians tried to bully and annihilate jews but they miserably failed.
by ThruthTeller1996 January 23, 2024

My friend mike believe that he has unicorn named duke and he is israelizing me to believe it otherwise he will break friendship with me.
by Mezzi__ January 25, 2024

When you take something that’s just okay and make it absolutely excellent, exceptional, unique and unbeatable.
by DovBaer May 30, 2024

ISRAEL-D /or Irrational Schizophrenic Reactive Enurectic Learning Disorder. More commonly called Isreal Disorder.
Is a neurological and penile disorder that targets the brain, brainstem and bladder. It is know to Induce a strong urge of wanting to kill innocent people (especially children and babies) followed by intense psychotic episodes, complete lack of empathy, aggression, hallucinations and complete loss of bladder control.
It is most commonly observed in soldiers, psychopaths, colonisers and US government officials.
Is a neurological and penile disorder that targets the brain, brainstem and bladder. It is know to Induce a strong urge of wanting to kill innocent people (especially children and babies) followed by intense psychotic episodes, complete lack of empathy, aggression, hallucinations and complete loss of bladder control.
It is most commonly observed in soldiers, psychopaths, colonisers and US government officials.
Person 1: Man this shit is getting serious fr.
Person 2: Ik man. These people. There's so much death and suffering. And the loonies... They're everywhere!
Person 1: Yeah. Like my neighbour. Heard she contracted ISRAEL-D after watching some sketch shit on FB.
Person 2: Fr?!
Person 1: Yeah bro. Fr!
Person 2: Ik man. These people. There's so much death and suffering. And the loonies... They're everywhere!
Person 1: Yeah. Like my neighbour. Heard she contracted ISRAEL-D after watching some sketch shit on FB.
Person 2: Fr?!
Person 1: Yeah bro. Fr!
by OccDoc161 January 4, 2024
