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Israeled

When you take something that’s just okay and make it absolutely excellent, exceptional, unique and unbeatable.
“So glad we Israeled our business, now we’re raking in billions.”
by DovBaer May 30, 2024
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Israel tactic

A underhanded provocation tactic.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.
Cleetus: Throws rocks at protected animal
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!
by Evi1M4chine September 21, 2025
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Israeled

The act of decolonising a land by its indigenous people, changing back the place names to their original language, bringing back the ancient language and customs of that indigenous people and building a thriving society with equal rights for all citizens.
We're indigenous to this land, how do we get autonomy over it again? Let's look at how the Jews did it and get Israeled.
by Jaspa95 June 4, 2024
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I support Israel

When a person says that, straight up just get the fuck away from them. They are about to drop the most brain rotting, nonsensical shit ever and think that they actually have a point. It’s best if you just don’t argue with them
Israel supporter: I support Israel

Person: Oh, I support Palestine
Israel Supporter: But khamas! Children are khamas so we kill them! Everybody is khamas so we have to kill everyone!
by sheepbeepeatneat November 27, 2023
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2023 Israel–Hamas war

The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.
"I support (insert faction here) in the 2023 Israel–Hamas war"
by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024
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Israel

When you claim someone's rightful property as yours
by banjana June 11, 2024
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Israeled

When a smaller or weaker entity gets their shit rocked for being too aggressive for their own good. This often happens with little kids that have an affinity to dick punch much larger adults, or terrorist organizations.
What happened to Karen’s kid over there? Why is he laying on the crowd crying?

Ohhh, he spat on my girl so I israeled him
by Lionheart69 December 29, 2023
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