ingrid

she’s a sensitve ass bitch. her life is te worst. yes she’s nice at first but when you’re finally close to her she will be so mean to you and bully the shit outta you (in a friend manner) if you yell at her she will cry. has the biggest bitch face ever. not pretty but not ugly she’s a 5/10. wants and needs a nose job. she gives great advice but will never listen to others giving her some. catches feelings way too quick then plays herself. cries too much that she has lost sm weight. has a crackhead personality and is stupid. she thought california was a country.

person: hey have u met ingrid ?
person #2: yeah i wish i havent :)

by urmomluna October 12, 2019

Ingrid

A Beatiful Woman who likes to sing everything she says!

Ray: Ingrid what time is it?
Ingrid: It's 7 ooooo ohh oh oh Clock!
Ray: Thats soo frickin' cute!

by BarrackObama May 4, 2009

No copyright infringement intended

"No copyright infringement intended" and yet there is copyright infringement. If there wasn't then why bother putting it there in the first place?

No copyright infringement intended? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain! I will do whatever the fuck I want.
No copyright infringement intended? What did you say to me bitch? I'll come and dickslap you right in your mouth.

by King Shit of Fuck Mountain August 20, 2013

saulius indriunas

A male who doesn't like hair cuts and has cave man eyebrows.

OH man do you see that guy?
The one with the cave man eyebrows and long hair?
Yes what a saulius Indriunas

by Neganas July 27, 2016

Ingrid

Ingrid is the girl you will meet who is overly crazy. She only is close to a few people and is scared of nothing. She is very pretty and most likely has a boyfriend. If you ever meet an Ingrid you should hold her close to your heart. She also loves being really funny like pretending to be a cow.😂

Girl 1: Have you seen that girl Ingrid?
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s my best friend and retarded!
Girl 1: Man! Ingrid sounds fun!

by Yo.its_olive March 21, 2020

ingrida

ingrida is a term mainly used for phones when they're wet and put in rice but what makes ingrida wet is definitely windex

"yea my phone is ingrida, hope it gets fixed soon :("

by miroisntgay April 22, 2019

dirty ingrid

a moldy toenail you find under your bed 3 years
later.

I was moving out of my house when I found a dirty ingrid in my room.

by fat_donut June 12, 2020