incongruent

a disconnect between the way a girl looks and the way she acts.

Vickie's good looks totally incongruent with her bad girl attitude.

by Copperwy April 8, 2017

indonesian ball toggle

the act of chopping of a person's dick, and using it as a sleeve for a stick shift in a standard automobile.

Donnie Fish pissed me off, so i gave him an indonesian ball toggle, and now my car has a stick shift cover.

by donnie fish July 26, 2009

Imon Allen

The light of my life. My heart and soul. My darling happiness everything I could ever want and more. The sweetest kindest most intelligent girl iv ever met. The reason I smile every day no matter how bad thing get because I know I have you. The person who i want to spend the rest of my life with and will spend it trying to make you as happy as u make me. The woman to whom my heart belongs I promise to give u every drop of love I have in it. My love forever and always thats a promise and I swear to miss you when your gone. To spend my life with u would be a privilege and my deepest desire. I LOVE U!!!

person1: SHES ABSOLUTELY PERFECT I MEAN HER FLAWS JUST ADD TO HOW GREAT SHE IS

person 2 : DUH thats IMON ALLEN

also referred to as NOMI, MON MON , LAZY BUTT,MONI,AND EMPRESS

by BIJI November 4, 2009

indonesia

A beautiful land with many natural resources. Rich in flora and fauna , a definite paradise for tourists.

For residents, its a fucked up placed to live where the Military controls everything. Aceh aids are being siphoned by the fucked up military. Chinese live in fear over there and they can't even speak their native language without fear of getting killed.

Therefore , a beautiful paradise filled with fucked up people.

A:Waduh , pompuan canthik!
B:Meh gi perkhosa!

by Indonesian June 30, 2006

indon

An offensive term used by Malaysians. It is even used by the government, signifying the biased opinions of the Malaysian Government. Used in the same context as 'nigger', offensive only if used by Malaysians.

"I'm jealous of those rich indons" - Malay person.

by RDmas January 6, 2008

InConceivable

To be way beyond believable.

Dang bruh everything I say is Inconceivable.

by ORIGINATEDGENIO December 6, 2016

Indonesian Toast

1. Use a piece of bread and with the friction of jacking off into it, make it into toast and subsequently ejaculate on the to the newly made toast as butter. Then make your partner eat it. 2. Use two buttered pieces of toast in order to simulate vaginal intercourse.

IHOP waiter: how would you like your toast today, sir?

Customer: Indonesian.

I think my dad made my mom Indonesian Toast this morning...

by toastie80085 September 10, 2009