Church Tower

The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face
If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower
by Lastson March 01, 2010
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Flower tower

When you lube up sunflower seeds with Vaseline and stick them into the urethra of an erect penis.
Why isn’t Paul at work? Oh, he had to go to the doctor because he gave himself the old flower tower last night.
by E.Haff July 15, 2022
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The Seventh Tower

An awesome six book fantasy series by Australian author Garth Nix. The books feature two teenagers from very different worlds: Tal, from the Castle, who's trying to cure his sick mother, and rescue his kidnapped brother, and Milla, an Icecarl from the frozen wastelands, who aspires to be a Shield Maiden, but must first help Tal in his quest. Together, this radically different duo encounters giant spiders, talking lizards, travel to another dimension, narrowly avoid being squashed by a levitating mountain, and fight a giant, evil dragon inside a tornado!!! It is an awesome series, even better than Harry Potter. I really wish there was more than six books....
Homie: "Like, what book series would you like to see get made next, now that The Hunger Games are done?"

Me: "OMG, definitely The Seventh Tower!!! Those books were such a big part of my childhood, and I'd love to see them brought to life!!!"
by CrowleyCreeper88 November 03, 2019
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noob tower

a structure of at least two blocks tall by which minecraft noobs can escape hostile mobs. usually made of dirt, sand, or cobblestone.
Steve was surrounded by zombies on his first night in Minecraft, and quickly made a noob tower of dirt to escape them through the night.
by vms May 13, 2015
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The Gary Towers

When a girl is checking out a guy, oftentimes as a double-take or lookback.

There is much debate over the origin of the term; however, popular sources concur that it may have originated as a phonetically similar juxtaposition to the phrase "hairy glower."
Damn, Phil! That hottie over there is giving you the gary towers. You should go spit some game.
by The Goron August 08, 2008
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Twin Towers

When you take a shit and look in the bowl and there are 2 logs side by side both breaching the water
Wow, I just had my first twin towers dump! 2 Breachers!
by RedEyeJedi420 April 06, 2016
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Tower Drop

A tower drop is commonly used phrase in the Car Business by salespeople. A tower drop is when a salesperson brings a customer to the tower(which is where the Sales Managers works the numbers) and surprises the sales manager with them. Ultimately this surprises the sales manager and they have to quickly figure out how to close the sale with out any information needed to close the sale.
Hey look, There goes Glenn again tower dropping his customer to the managers! He is the Tower Drop King !
by MasturBaker July 05, 2018
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