Break the Wind

Being the first to pass gas in the presence of someone you're dating. i.e. Breaking the Ice.

Girl: Did you just fart?

Guy: Well somebody had to Break the Wind.

by Zimfast May 15, 2013

suck wind

v. (1) To be left in the dust, as in a race or other competition.

(2) Can also be used in the general sense meaning to suck or to lose.

(3) To remove something's momentum (usually in combination with "out of their sails").

(4) A negative dismissal in the tradition of fuck off or go to hell, but without the obscenity.

(1) That last hill on the cross country course left me sucking wind as I watched everybody pass me.

(2) This traffic sucks wind.

(3) He was going to go straight down into the avalanche zone for the camera, but the ski patrol guy sucked the wind right out of his sails.

(4) Oh yeah? Well, tell them to go suck wind.

by Zen November 17, 2004

second wind

1) When you completely pass out at a party to the point of being comatose and then ressurect from the dead like Jesus.

Oh man, did you guys see Schueler? Ten minutes ago we had to drag his limp body to his bed and now he is shotguning beers and taking shots. Talk about a second wind.

by Papa Shiz December 9, 2008

wind tunnel

when you lick someone's anus, then that person farts in your mouth, then you suck in that fart and blow it back in their face.

I tried to give Lauren a wind tunnel but then she shit in my mouth!!!

by g. janssen January 23, 2008

twerk-wind

when you're standing downwind from someone twerking so hard they create a breeze.

We may not have AC but Crystal's keeping me cool with her twerk-wind.

by SHLAY August 26, 2013

Wind Toupee

When the wind blowing at a certain angle causes your long hair to flip to one side.

It was windy while I was working outside, but my hands were too dirty to fix my wind toupee.

by A1333 June 28, 2009

sucking wind

To breathe heavily through your mouth to the point where you almost start creating wind with your sucking/blowing of air. Usually happens while performing some activity, and because you're out of shape.

I hadn't been jogging in years so I was sucking wind after going two blocks.

by JA June 27, 2004