dumb bitch itis

When you like someone but they don’t like you back
Oh my god dude I have dumb bitch itis
by I’m stupid 🤡 March 15, 2020
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PRs welcome-itis

A fatal condition commonly found in people who host code repositories on GitHub.

Whenever someone posts an issue, describing a bug or feature request, the only thing they receive back is the dreaded phrase: "PRs welcome". Usually accompanied by a smiley face or other smug remark. This is an unfortunate sign that the maintainer has suffered from PRs welcome-itis.

The phrase is analagous to "do it yourself". Even fatal flaws or widespread issues can be shrugged off in this manner. In the most extreme of cases all newly opened issues will be met with this response. The only thing you can do is either create a pull request, doing all the work yourself even if you are just a user, or let the issue sit forever, since the maintainer will not dedicate any effort into research or implementation.

PRs welcome-itis is almost uncurable. If you see someone developing PRs welcome-itis, you should be incredibly concerned. Try to help them before it becomes permanent, as only the early stages can be reversed.

If you ever load up an issue and see this phrase in the comments - run away, run far away! Your feedback will be ignored.
Here is an example of PRs welcome-itis:

Issue: "Program completely breaks on Windows 10 1803 even though it worked fine on 1703"
Maintainer: "PRs welcome! :)"

Issue: "Program should use the correct convention for file naming"
Maintainer: "PRs welcome! :)"

In almost all cases the issue will sit for years with no progress as the maintainer neglects it, blaming the poster for not creating a PR. This is how extreme PRs welcome-itis can get, and projects can die from it.
by LoganDark December 17, 2020
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Aye-aye-itis

the medical condition of a hispanic person (usually female and elderly) who just says "aye aye aye aye" (sounds like 'eye') in pain or distress while in a hospital or clinic. Frequently can progress to an acute hispanic attack and if not stopped would progress to status hispanicus.
That woman with the upset stomach also has acute aye-aye-itis.
by ImDontknow February 19, 2011
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Single Mom-itis

Stressed out mom. Mom in dire need of a visit from the cleaning fairy. A mom that needs a night out on the town.
She had Single Mom-itis so bad she thought she was going nuts.
by LittleTLC October 10, 2011
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Verloop-ity Loop

A soul patch that is grown in a long downward manner
Dude! your Verloop-ity loop makes you look awesome
by Mrdrprofowen February 28, 2011
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Short-Term Itis

No longer having fucks to give as the end is near.
My last day is in two days, my co-worker keeps telling me I have Short-Term Itis.
by The Goddess Josefina September 13, 2018
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wiggle jiggle itis

its where you laugh so much you obtain the ledgendary triple chin and you become a wiggle walrus. its only treated by linda wine.
you got some serious wiggle jiggle itis. looks like your going to have to be slapped back to sanity and fed 300 gallons of linda wine.
by akhsdbkasjfn May 30, 2021
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