Aye-aye-itis 

the medical condition of a hispanic person (usually female and elderly) who just says "aye aye aye aye" (sounds like 'eye') in pain or distress while in a hospital or clinic. Frequently can progress to an acute hispanic attack and if not stopped would progress to status hispanicus.

That woman with the upset stomach also has acute aye-aye-itis.

Aye-aye-itis by ImDontknow March 6, 2011