drink invader

Any close family member or friend who routinely drinks a percentage of any beverage you have made for yourself without asking.

It never fails that when I open a new can of pop, my wife the drink invader waits until I walk away before she guzzles half the thing down.

I hate going to the bar with my friend Jill, she's a drink invader and it ends up costing me money because I buy twice as many drinks.

by Mr. Mensa October 8, 2007

Conversation Invader

A person who while not a part of a conversation will jump in uninvited. This causes the others in the conversation to give each other a "Who the fuck is this guy look."

Danny: "I can't stand that guy over there he's such a conversation invader."

Ken: The other day I was trying to flirt with this girl and he totally invaded my conversation.

Danny: What a freak.

by Yellowfever33 October 20, 2011

invading poland

To go out for a fun night on the town, have a beer. No sexual connotations.

"Yeah, after the way work went today, I'm sure as hell up for invading Poland."

by KIA - Underground Authority December 4, 2007

Anus Invader

A man with very obvious homosexual tendencies. Frequently enjoys the company of other males and usually a session will conclude with the guest male being penetrated by said anal invader. Usually without consent.

"AJ is definitely an Anus Invader, he porked Jay the other night".

by cmndan July 9, 2014

Darth Invadeher

Freaking best team in fantasy football ever.

I want to be Darth Invadeher in my fantasy football league.

by Anonymous311 October 18, 2008

space invader

Someone who is all up in your myspace page, leaving too many comments, messaging you, and commenting on your pics as if they know you.

Bob: What is the deal with Jake leaving comments on your page?

Jenn: I don't know, he's just a space invader!

by JenninIndy March 20, 2008

home invader

A person who hooks up with someone who is in a relationship but does not want to break them up or have a romantic relationship with that person. Like a home wrecker only without trying to mess up the home, they just want to get it in for themselves.

Nahh, I'm just a home invader! He can keep his girlfriend I just want to get it in on the side!

by nikkiibee13 April 1, 2011