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implossible

A word used when the term impossible simply isn't good enough. A new level of impossibility that is physically not possible in the past, the present or the future.
John: TODD, I'VE INVENTED COLD FUSION!

Todd: WHAT, THAT'S IMPLOSSIBLE!
by AaronMosh7 February 24, 2011
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error-impossibilitator

A mechanism which structurally, physically, or electronically blocks human beings from committing an error.
Walls, locks, and barbed-wire are examples of a structural error-impossibilitator. And the way Web pages are programmed to not allow a user to proceed to the next step until the user types their password, for example, is an example of an electronic error-impossibilitator. Condoms and other pregnancy-prevention devices are also error-impossibilitators. However, some error-impossibilitators are not fool-proof. Parents, teachers, mentors, coaches, personal trainers, security guards or bouncers are not error-impossibilitators because—unless they stand in someone's way—they can only help others prevent errors. Error-impossibilitators are of two types, those that can be circumvented, such as by cutting a barbed wire, and those which cannot be circumvented, such as the wall President Trump offered to build on the U.S.-Mexico border. Note that very few error-impossibilitators are 100% reliable because if someone wants to, they can, for example, dig a tunnel under a wall, as people have done to get to the other side.
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impissable

you cant there!" "why not" "its impissable!
by oats! August 3, 2011
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impussable

A term used to describe a version of the female species who is in no conceivable way willing to interact in sexual activity. No matter how hard you try, she will not give it up.
1.) "Dude! I'm totally gonna hook up with that Tammy chick tonight!"
"No way man, she's a virgin Mormon. There is no way you're getting past that force field. That's mission: impussable."

2.) "Man, i totally thought i was going to score with this drunk chick last night, but she would not put out. She was being so impussable."
by Jam Master Joke October 26, 2009
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impossibible

A description of statements in religious books which are impossible.
Jesus rising from the dead is impossibible.
by Cameron Reilly January 13, 2009
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mission imposible

When a girl sucks your dick and balls at the same time.
Man, that chick was sooo good at giving head, she was able to complete the mission imposible.
by Chauncey Hollinsworth May 24, 2004
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