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IM Whore

Similar to SMS whore but in regards to Instant Messaging service such as MSN or Yahoo messenger, IRC channels etc.

Someone with excessive compulsion for using Instant messaging for conversation. Usually registered with all kind of instant messaging services, and they are constanly logged in to those services and first to respond to anyone queries.
Joe lacks confidence speaking on the phone, so he hangs around chat rooms and IRC channels, what an IM whore.
by Dee-Odus January 4, 2009
mugGet the IM Whoremug.

im sorry

What someone says when they know they f***ed up majorly and they want to fix it.
Dude: Im sorry i was totally hittin on you last night and I know you dont like me that way and we're just friends.

Chick: you know you f***ed up our friendship right?
by Bluseph. November 10, 2009
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Im shook

To be scared or immensely worried about something.
Person 1: how you feeling about your fight today?
Person 2: to be honest im shook.
by Teendictionary August 23, 2016
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IM porn

When you send the word of genitals/private body parts over instant messaging
Hey Phil guess what.........TESTICLES....ha u just looked at IM porn
by k-moon January 20, 2009
mugGet the IM pornmug.

im gay

Bassicly saying that you love another boy.. boy love boy
Jacod: Hey guys im gay!!
Betheny: Ok?
Jacob: David come here
* David walks to him and kisses him on the cheek *
David: Hi jacob
by ##Potat 99j December 13, 2018
mugGet the im gaymug.
A phrase commonly used by that really overpowered looking gorilla/scientist bitch who in reality has a pussy tickling gun and needs to be buffed.
Reaper :Get tf back 2 the zoo u monkey cunt

Winston: Im not a monkey, im a scientist
by Memeulous June 2, 2017
mugGet the im not a monkey, im a scientistmug.

IM Madness

When you are talking to more than 4 people on instant messenger and you can't handle it. Especially if these people are annoying. Also called "Attack of the IM's" or "IM Spazzing" or "IM Overload".
BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! BLLLLLEIIOP! Ahhh! Make this IM madness stop!
by *MICHI* August 12, 2003
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