Profane immortality

something bad that happens to kids which makes them swear at a young age, then it sticks with them for their entire life, then they spread it. Horrible

quit swearing now or you will pass on your profane immortality

by EA animations April 21, 2021

The Immortals

The immortals are a group of 4. We don’t have a leader. We are pretty much a clut of guys. Here’s the list for all the members so far.

JG: The Muslim
ST: The mad man with the plan
NJ: The anime lover
GG: A comic pro with problems.

Guy 1: hey is that the immortals
Gio: Yup
Noah: yessir
Jihad: yeah boiii
Steven: oh yeah baby

by JihadMcCool September 26, 2021

The immortals

The immortals are a group of 4. We don’t have a leader. We are pretty much a clut of guys. Here’s the list for all the members so far.

Jihad: The Muslim
Steven: The mad man with the plan
Noah: Noah pro fighter lover 247
Gio: A comic pro with problems.

Timmothy: Hey are those the immortals?
Cy: I think so

Jihad: Yup it’s us.

Tim: OMG I NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE

by JihadMcCool September 26, 2021

Gus_Immortal

Not a single inch of hair, it puts johnny sins to shame. He is also very old and his real name is augustus.

Used to have hair that were very greasy.

Gus_Immortal

oh the bald guy!!!

by someoneonthisplan3t April 28, 2023

True Immortal

A person who does not age and stays at the paragon of youth usually around the age of 25. Will live forever unless killed.

The true immortal tried to stop the plane with someone who knows their secret arriving at Heathrow. Now its not safe for him in Cape Town no more.

by Observingerf February 20, 2024

Thanato-immortality Complex

A complex where someone constantly wants to die Suicidal Ideation while also having a desire for immortality

Isabel had a Thanato-immortality Complex. She constantly wished she could die, yet always yearned for immortality

by isabel perry May 23, 2024

Investigative immortality

Investigative immortality

Investigative immortality

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025