gym hurt

That feeling you get after a harsh workout. You're sore And in pain BUT you're satisfied with the accomplishment!

Man! I'm so Gym Hurt after arm day!

by ProudPoppa865 November 26, 2016

hurt by the hoover

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014

book-hurt

when a book renders you in a state of immense sadness and melancholy.

" Dear oh dear, I'm afraid this story has caused masive book-hurt"

by YvanadankPussyWeed December 19, 2013

Can't hurt

When you are asked a question and you agree because you don't see any reason not to.

"Would you like me to show you how to mine Bitcoin?"

"Can't hurt!"

by therocker83 July 18, 2021

where it hurts

In a boy's / man's case, then nuts / balls, head or asshole.

In a girl's, / woman's case, that can be her titties / boobies, head, or asshole.

Boy 2: Girl 1 kicked Boy 1 where it hurts! What a bitch-ass mothafucka!
Girl 1: I kicked Boy 1 where it hurts because he kicked me where it hurts.
Boy 2: Oh ok.

by RetroGalacticGamer April 5, 2020

Army of Hurt

When you configure all the players in a videogame to use the same controller scheme, thus controlling all the characters at once with a single controller.

The practice is easily accomplished on arcade game emulators.

"Are you playing this game online?" "No, I'm controlling all four characters at once--I'm bringing the Army of Hurt."

The Shredder didn't stand a chance in single player when he figured out how to bring the Army of Hurt by controlling all four Ninja Turtles with the same game pad.

Magneto didn't stand a chance when the Army of Hurt unleashed their super moves.

by StonerIsLegend February 7, 2013