Humama

A dog’s human mother.

I enjoy being my dog’s humama.

by Ziggy’s mom April 19, 2021

human petri dish

a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.

Alan is such a human petri dish. He always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.

by kajoe October 18, 2008

Finn the Human

The dopest character alive, he is this badass character from adventure time

Finn the Human is so cool!

by Ana♥ May 30, 2014

sawed-off human

A mentally challenged/retarded person. They are called this because they are a dumbed down and more dangerous version of a person

Dave: How was your experience substitute teaching special ed yesterday?

Sam: It was crazy, those sawed-off humans kept sword fighting with their cocks.

by the hung horseman January 3, 2019

Human spambot

Person who goes door-to-door pushing leaflets through letterboxes.

"Some human spambot shoved this pizza thing through the door, where's the bin?"

by RebeL_fARmeR January 30, 2007

Humadoodle

A man, probably of Middle Eastern descent, whose hair covers his arms, shoulders, back, and chest in one continuous coat. The hair is typically curly, not unlike a poodle. We know that he is so hairy because he is very comfortable doing outside activities such as yard work or taking the occasional jog around the park without a shirt.

Hey Sarah, check out the humadoodle mowing his lawn. That guy needs a serious wax job.

by Gustero February 21, 2011

human Language

a gender binary that has been developing for millions of years where people mutter obscure sounds with their tongues lips and the palate diaphram and throat hole. it's also social construct and an illusion.

- Noam Chomsky (Language for the Completely Illiterate, 2004 but.hol et al.)

An example of human language:

"I like beefy cheesy mmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

by malcolm shabazz April 28, 2014