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John Howard

Weak and powerless leader of Australia. Often noted for his unusually large eyebrows and marsupial-like speech pattern, he's most commonly seen sniffing Bush's ass and/or kissing it.

Compulsive liar, cheater, fake, weak, ugly, chode and stump. All these are synonyms of John Howard.
John Howard: "I believe, on behalf the Australian people, that I need to make decisions for progess..."

Dude 1: "We just lost our jobs."

Dude 2: "Ghey."
by Danforth April 18, 2006
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Tim Howard

Manchester United goalkeeper.

New Jersey native who played for North Jersey Imperials and New York/New Jersey Metrostars before going to England.Signed with Manchester United in the Summer of 2003,which is technically an honor,since United are hated throughout the UK.But they are the most succsessful club in English history.

But overall he's one of the finest keepers in the world,maybe the best in the Premier League.Hopefully he'll help the United States to do well in the 2006 World Cup.
Tim may be from the wrong part of NJ,but oh well.Better to be from any part of NJ than to be from NY anyday.

Tim Howard is great at stopping penalty kicks.
by idunno? August 27, 2004
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Hwah

The completely universal word that can be used in any situation where no other response can be though of.
Mulletman: "Hey man, I just went to the supermarket and it was mean!"

Me: ".......HWAH"
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skank the howhistle

I bet that slut can really skank the howhistle.
by pararox December 12, 2004
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Howard Beach

A neighborhood in Queens NY located just by the Jamaica Bay, where John Gotti use to live. Howard Beach is infamous for Mafia activities and "racial" crimes. Howard Beach is essentially just like Ozone Park, except the stuff you find in Howard Beach actually has quality to it. Cross Bay Boulevard, a busy 6 lane median divided boulevard that crosses the bay and go to Rockaway, is the major shopping strip for the neighborhood. Howard Beach might be a very attractive neighborhood in Queens with a lot going for it, but it also has the most wiggers out of any neighborhood in Queens NY.
Male- Wanna go to Howard beach, I heard theres some nice restaurants on Cross Bay Blvd over there.

Female- No way, there's too many wiggers there.
by NYC Metalhead June 21, 2006
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John Howard

Very bad leader of Australia, that likes lying and cheating the poor.
Lies to win elections.
Kisses G.W.Bush's Ass.
Need i say more?
Rove doing his John Howard jokes again. (in a john howard voice)
by Blah` September 25, 2005
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howard berger

1) a man who stalks online message boards.

2) someone who likes little boys
person 1: Dude, stop being such a howard berger.

person 2: Dude stfu, that was a low blow homie

person 1: well u were online at the forum for like half of your life trying to pick up little boys

person 2: well stfu u f-tard
by ROFLCOPTER777 November 14, 2009
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