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Houston

A crosstown street in Lower Manhattan. Uptown from there it's mostly numbered streets; downtown from there all the streets have individual names. Plus it's pronounced differently than that city in Texas. Epicenter of a giant shopping and historic district, with many loft apartments and stores in cast-iron former factory buildings in SoHo (South of Houston) and lots of small businesses, boutiques, and gentrification in NoHo (North of Houston).
In New York, Houston is proncounced "House-ton," not "Yew-ston."
by well, la dee dah April 9, 2006
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Houston

A big 'ol city with nothing to do. There's no culture. The art scene is a joke. Most of the live music you find is unoriginal and lame. Was the fattest city in the country for a few years. Home town of George W. Bush. Its Six Flags park, Astroworld, is the worste Six Flags park in existance.

They sold their old crappy football team, The Oilers, who then became the Titans and went to the Super Bowl. So they put together another franchise with the most AWESOME name ever, the Houston Texans, who can at least beat the Cowboys.

The biggest industry in the area is oil, the refineries and power plants are an eyesore and make the city one of the cheapest to live in. If it weren't for that, there would be absolutely no reason for the surrounding suburbs to be so rediculously crowded (mostly with Republican tools).

EVERYONE drives, no one walks anywhere, and only Los Angeles has more air polution.

NASA sucks.
Come to Houston, we got us a big ass hospital!
by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005
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Houston Stripper

A lovesick bimbo stalker who would rather vamp her way into being an over the hill laughing stock than get a clue.
The Galleria area. Plenty of examples to be found there.

"That Houston Stripper just made her whole clique look like fools."
by a night to remember April 26, 2008
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The Whitney Houston

Giving a blow job using your nose, representing Whitney Houston's cocaine addiction
Man, that bitch has some big nostrils, i bet she gives The Whitney Houston like a mother fucker.
by Jesse Gosselin August 18, 2007
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Houston

A name for a beautiful girl she is incredible and strong although she does not know it
Did you just see what that girl did to that bully

Yeah she messed him up
I think her name is Houston
by Buggyboo4393 May 14, 2018
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Houston

Houston is a nice sexy man with a large penis and is good a sex and LOVES getting nudes and romantic and will hold your hand and give you a hug or a kiss anytime he also loves playing sports and other out door activities. If you find a Houston you should cuff him right away
Houston has a big penis
by Jeff horndog November 20, 2018
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Houston Creampie

When a guy ejactulates in a girls face and they rub it on there lips and makeout.
I wish i could Houston Creampie her
by FWBBBBBB August 15, 2010
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