When a woman poops but instead of the poop dropping into the toilet, the poop curls into her vagina, possibly causing pleasure.
by PUTTHEPOOPINMYVAGINA January 26, 2014
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Get the Hooking Up mug."I heard Leland was hooting Tiffany and she queefed."
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by jacoboTN182 March 30, 2008
Get the Hooting mug.When two people wearing hoodies put on their hoods and stick their heads in each other's hood. A form of friendship or warmth.
by Fussy_Nielsen September 13, 2015
Get the Hooding mug.The act of forcibly inserting ones knob, shaft and entire scrotum into an unsuspecting and unwilling females vaginal canal.
by Mozzz January 11, 2014
Get the Shoe-horning mug.After a night of heavy, HEAVY drinking, a girl wants to have sexual congress with you. However, your pink crayon isn't up to the task. You're determined, however, and decide to cram Ol' Floppy inside of her. You're determined to get it up, but it ain't happening. You keep flaccidly stabbing away with zero results. She goes home deeply disappointed.
by Weiner Tits January 1, 2014
Get the Shoe-horning mug.Horning - verb. The act of using a Shofar (ram's horn) to wake up, surprise, or spook an otherwise unsuspecting victim. Popularized in a viral video uploaded to the web in January 2013.
"We tried Horning Kim last night, but we laughed too much and she heard us."
"Dude, we could barely fuckin breathe after we horned Jordan last night, we were laughing so much. I think he was convulsing so hard that his synapses were fried."
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by Dreamy_Dave January 16, 2013
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