Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn

when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick

"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"

by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

homeless

a loser who sits on the sidewalk rattling coins and yelling at people and stealing and uses the money to get stoned when nobody is looking
basically a proffessional beggar

i was walking downtown and the fucking homless person started assaulting me

by nothing September 27, 2004

sexually homeless

Someone who can't or doesn't want to settle down into a relationship.

Sally is sexually homeless

by WorkVitamins April 25, 2010

homeless person

1. A person who has lost their livelihood due to some unfortunate circumstance in their life (usually ASSUMED to be drug-related), and no longer has a home.

2. A politically-correct, "vanilla", description of someone who has been kicked on their ass by a narcissistic society.

3. Something that wouldn't exist if people ACTUALLY cared about people other than themselves.

Passer-by 1: Hey, look at that homeless person over there! Must be a crackhead!

Passer-by 2: Hey I've seen her before...she used to work down at the homeless shelter before they closed down!

by Squiggly May 8, 2013

homeless arm syndrome

That arm that has nowhere to go when cuddling, spooning or sleeping next to someone else, thus it is homeless.

Man, I hate it when I suffer from homeless arm syndrome, it just makes the whole cuddling thing more awkward.

by Elenita December 31, 2007

Homeless Burrito

A homeless mexican guy.

When George Lopez becomes unpopular and loses all his money he'll become a homeless burrito.

by topless clown spanker December 11, 2009

homelessexual

Any of a number of young men, usually straight, that will be gay for a place to sleep.

He's been at my house for 5 days already, it's hard to shake this homelessexual.

by joeydee April 10, 2013