double homicide

when someone makes a comment about 2 things that are wrong with you, or there are 2 negative things about someone that you wish to make a joke out of.

damn, her personality is shitty AND she's ugly? that's a double homicide bro.

by takiwi March 28, 2022

hoity-toity

acting as if you are important

The hoity-toity girl walked by holding her Prada bag with her nose in the air.

by anonymous April 25, 2005

Homicide

The act of killing another human without justified reason.

Murderer: haha I killed that little cunt!
Me: what the fuck? Dude! I'm calling the cops!
Murderer: I'm going to murder you!!!!
Me: AHHH
2 days later
Cop 1: I found his body.
Cop 2: Was it homicide?
Cop 1: I think.

by Demonic bro December 8, 2013

Holitude

The bad attitude checkout clerks give you during the ever-lengthening holiday season.

I got MAJOR holitude from that woman at the checkout when I asked for a price check on that singing Santa ornament.

by Mike Lerley May 17, 2007

hobittens

A glove that has the tips of the fingers removed, that are then covered with a mitten-like appendage to the gloves. The mitten cover is removeable to allow the individual wearing them to use their fingers with full dextarity.

You are wearing hobittens!

by Greg Koch January 9, 2008

homie broke

Homeboy who's secretly gay. On the down low tip.

homie broke has been calling me a fag for years and then got caught making out with a dude. wtf.

by LOW.CASPER October 15, 2011

homicided

Homicide in the past, interchangeable with murdered.

Did you hear about the boy who was homicided?!

by Btheliar October 20, 2013