$2 hooker

skanky girl who wears booty shorts and bebe shirts also cant get into the club so she stays out side

1-she has a flat ass
2-haa yeah*bites nails*shes a real¨$2 hooker¨

by ass in the hole June 27, 2016

de-honkered

Definition 1~ When a woman gets her breast implants removed or gets a breast reduction.

Definition 2~ When you slice the beak off of a Canadian goose with a machete.

"What happened to Tina's huge tits?"
"Oh yeah, that bitch got de-honkered due to back problems."

by Donnie Bridle June 22, 2022

Cheese Hooker

a non binary person that sticks a dildo into a piece of gouda cheese

"Jessica is a cheese hooker"

by All-Star Bandit June 29, 2022

Beat like a hooker

A phrase that expresses extreme fatigue. The word "beat" (though it is used to describe tiredness) is often used to describe slutty women who have sex often and look like trash (see bro-ho's for more details) Hookers often fall into this category, which is why this phrase came to be.

"Man, I'm so tired. I'm beat like a hooker."

by Ronnie Carrier December 16, 2008

Hooker Pancaking

You and a small group of friends make a trip to your local (insert location restaurant that sells all-you-can-eat pancakes) and make an effort to smuggle out a good amount of syrup and butter coated pancakes...
You take a trip out to your local red-light district to go hunting...
Find a prostitute...the uglier, the better...
You ask to 'see the goods' and as soon as she's flops out her used up tits, you lob a pancake into her sad little life.
Film the response, drive off laughing...

Dude, Nikki, Steph, TK, and I just got back from IHop.
They had all-you-can-eat pancakes!!!
We're about to go Hooker Pancaking!!!
Wanna Come?

by EEby October 12, 2010

midget hooker

A hooker who is less than 5 foot tall. Not restricted to genetic dwarf humans but could also be smallish Asian types and chronic crack whores who lose bone density and shrink.

BigE.."what the fuck was that??"
JJ.."A child hooker???"
BigE.."it's so small..."
JJ.."nah man, just that midget hooker on MacArthur.."

by LaurelE June 5, 2009

Hooker cooker

A hot tub.

Johnny V called up the hooker, dunked her in the hot tub and had his way with her. Two fold, let her marinate and disinfect in the hooker cooker.

by wonhotho December 28, 2009