hood safari

An expedition for white people who will swim with sharks, climb Mt. Everest ,explore active volcanoes...but are too afraid to go to the hood for a good barbecue

"Man these white folks could use a hood safari! Way too many of them pretending to be scared of brothas out here!"

by StevieDiamond March 18, 2017

Romney Hood

Robin Hood in reverse. Taking from the poor and giving to the rich.

Romney Hood will protect the rich from picking-up the debt tab.

by letmebreathe2012 August 07, 2012

Hood Love

A private story on Snapchat that contains the daily life of one person or event activity etc.

Add me to your hood love story.

Girl did you see that bitches hood love story bitches party was jumping jumping.

by Elegant vagueness February 20, 2020

Hood uber

A person who gives rides in exchange for cash, liquor and or drugs.

Damn, where are the hood Uber's at? I'll roll up.

by IndianPriestess March 01, 2017

Hood mentality

The hood mentality is a crippling disease
That attacks your nervous system, it makes you nervous of the system
Gangstas and hood rats are especially susceptible to this growth stunting mentality

The hood is where I'm from but it's not what I am,
The hood is where I'm from but it's not what I am

-Ice cube - hood mentality

by Gibsisrib August 02, 2010

Jeter Hood

When a man is in the middle of a threesome between two girls with strap ons.

A drunk man in CVS: "I've been in a couple of "Jeter Hoods" myself."

by OmniverseBaron October 21, 2018

hood wash

Slang for a sloppy blow job.

"Hey Randon you should take Catie out tonight, she gives a great hood wash."

by K TOSS June 28, 2008