santa's little helper

a hot little booty that works for the ceo

Jimmy: Did you see the skirt on santa's little helper?
Sunny: Man, it's good to be santa, given her presents and all.

by Bombsky February 26, 2010

fuck helmet

(noun) A person who has done or said something very stupid. Alternately, a very inconsiderate person.

"I can't believe you said that to her. You are such a fuck helmet!"

by Author is missing July 29, 2006

spartan helmet

when a man is above a women and puts his penis right in between the eyes, on the nose so it looks like the front of a spartan helmet

I cheated on Scott, so i let him give me the ol' spartan helmet

by Sean Barrett March 17, 2007

German helmet

A slang term for the head of a penis, because they look similiar; specifically German WWII (Nazi) Army and SS Helmets.

Proof that Nazi's are literally dickheads.

by The Big H May 13, 2005

helmeteer

A window-licking, raisin-loving , mcqueenie wearing moron who wears a state-appointed bike helmet that probably has a rubber Mohawk.

That helmeteer rides the short-bus.

by Tard tamer 3000 February 19, 2017

petey helmet

The helmet you put on to protect your melon when you plan to get so stumble down shitfaced drunk that you can practically guarantee that your head will, at some point during the festivities, hit the pavement (or some other object) with enough force to seriously injure your skull if you weren't wearing it.

Pull her out of the hot-tub and find her clothes. And get her petey helmet out the truck. She's gonna need it.

by n tufnel June 1, 2005

Mexican helmet

a flaccid penis laid on top of the head of another person. Particularly Mexican if part of it droops on the forehead.

I didn't like the way she cooked tonight's ravioli, so after she went to sleep I gave her a Mexican helmet

by cmonshelley May 1, 2010