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Hartford

(1) A crass, lewd sexual interaction that borderlines rape. (2) Any sexual act that that leaves the receipent feeling like a victim.
(1) "If you keep up that back talk, I'm going to hartford you so hard you won't walk for a week."

(2) "Bobby hartforded all over her face until she cried"
by Viejo1985 January 7, 2013
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Hartford

America may run on Dunkin, but this town runs on Mountain Dew and Copenhagen. If you aren’t banging your cousin, there’s a good chance you’re banging a cow instead. There’s more people than teeth, and more cows than people. Hartford also has a tavern and a stewarts so you never have to buy groceries again. If you have all of your teeth or are an African American I’d stay as far away from this town as possible.
What’s the difference between a girl from Hartford and a cow?
Cows don’t wear flannels
by 69FarmerBoy69 February 26, 2019
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Harford County

A small county in Maryland, USA. The population is extremely low, and consists mainly of ugly white Ravens fans. In fact, only 3 people in the county are not Ravens fans, and they are all Asian. The teenagers there go to wealthy schools while their parents commute to Baltimore along I-95, taking about 6 hours to do so. 96.7% of Harford Countians above the age of 9 smoke pot. Almost all drivers in Harford County obey the speed limit religiously.

If you've ever gone from Baltimore to New York and had to pass through a slow, depressing town, where most people live along a major highway and no structure was more than 3 stories tall, you've probably been to Harford County.
Random guy: Dude I'm in Harford County.
Other dude: Isn't it depressing?
Random guy: Yeah, is that kid smoking a joint?
Other dude: Yeah and driving really slow and farming?
Random guy: Yeah, wow, that's depressing.
Other dude: I feel like I'm in the Midwest or something.
by Dylan H. Rush, Esq. October 24, 2006
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Harford

Only Harford. Thats something that Harford would do. Thats like Harford.
by Chuck M July 12, 2003
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haffa blowie

the volume of the head plus the volume of the shaft equaling the radius of the jaw plus the volume of the mouth is haffa blowie
my mouth is so small i could only perform haffa blowie
by scribdizzle October 3, 2009
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bay-hi-rehi-harf

1- Adjective: Horribly and utterly disgusting. Take the ugliest person or thing you have ever seen and drop and anvil on it. Then pick it up, give it greasy hair and no attractive features and then you are close to the true meaning.
2- Noun: To be completely dissatisfied. To come up short of your goal. Failing at whatever you do.
Derivatives and examples of bay-hi-rehi-harf:
Bay Hi: We went to the store and some bay-hi female worker behind the counter tried to sell me some condoms. I turned gay.

Rehi-he-hi-harf: I watched the Miami Dolphins play this weekend. After three hours of misery, they went for it on fourth down in the forth quarter, well as you can imagine the results were rehi-he-hi-harf.

Riggidy-reharf: After a long night of binge drinking we woke up to see Jason was spooning with some riggidy-reharf from the night before. He can never talk shit again.

Bay reaf: After sitting in the Vegas airport for 4 hours and watching tourists, I felt so bay reaf that I wanted to curl up and die.

The only confirmed sighting of the true definition of the adjective form of the word was found for a brief time in Orlando, Florida. After a heavy night of drinking we saw what we think was a woman. She/he looked like olive oil (from Popeye) only full of poo butter. Figure like a plank, skin like an infected ulcer and hair greasier than an Italian from Long Island. Needless to say we all were scared for life.
by Angry Midg3t October 22, 2008
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University of Hartford

A joke of a school. The cost of attendance is far overpriced for this glorified high school. There is no regard for student actions so half of campus is like the wild west with alcohol and drugs. Academic programs have minimal employer intrigue as well as the non existing university prestige. Campus is a pile of bricks with no landmark features other than a river that will hopefully one day wash us all away. The only people who have heard about this school are the ones who mistake you for saying you attend "Harvard." Athletics is shockingly not a D2 or D3 program with the greater majority of sports having historical losing records. Everyone's inflated egos make social life difficult as all cliques think they are the greatest thing in CT. If you like a crappy hotel for $40,000 a semester, keystone, and Juul's by all means send an application in, you'll get in they approve nearly everyone.
University of Hartford
"Where do you go to school again"
-"Oh I go to Hartford"
"Harvard?! That amazing is it hard"
-"Ohh umm I go to Hartford, Conn....capital city?"
"Ohhh im sorry"
by alrightkelly October 3, 2019
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