Alaskan Handshake

A handjob performed by Alaskan fisher women on their male counterparts in order to get ahead on the fishing boat.

During negations with the captain for her share of the catch, Angelica sealed the deal with an Alaskan Handshake.

by Handy Andy566 October 21, 2008

Porcelain Handshake

Throwing up in the toliet so many times that flushing seems as if you are shaking hands with the toilet.
Used in the song Tequila Headshake.

I was so hammered last night from those Tequila Headshakes, felt like I was giving a porcelain handshake all night.

by Ed and Cam January 17, 2006

Anal handshake

To forcefully place your opened hand between a friends buttocks when they are in a vulnerable position.

I was just about to sink the 8 ball when jeff raced up behind me and gave me an anal handshake.

by Bogan King October 9, 2008

Donald Trump Handshake

When a male masturbates wildly and vigorously to demonstrate his dominance over his penis.

When i get home i am going to give my penis a donald trump handshake

by Raphael69 January 23, 2018

Bangkok Handshake

The art of shaking a woman's "hand" in Bangkok to ensure she IS in fact a woman and not a decepetive lady boy with a big ol penis

I totally gave her the Bangkok Handshake, Bitch checks out!

by DrGonzo61 December 21, 2007

reverse handshake

When somebody sees you sneeze, blow your nose, scratch yourself, or touch something dirty just prior to shaking your hand, and you are forced to use your left hand instead of your right to avoid further embarrassment and grossing the person out.

Dialogue involving a reverse handshake:

1: Hi, 2! (reaches to shake 2's right hand)

2: (quickly sneezes, grabs a tissue to quickly clean his right hand and shakes using his left hand.) Sorry, Hi!

by redblade77 January 11, 2009

seattle handshake

after a guy refuses a one night stand, he receives a consolation prize of a handjob while fully clothed from a girl from a major city in which he has never visited

my amish friend refused a one night stand on his first night of rumspringer, and was given a seattle handshake instead

by jrjpjmctj April 3, 2011