Kentucky Handkerchief

The practice of blowing snot out of one's nose by pressing shut one nostril and violently exhaling through the open nostril.

Dude, my nose is running and I don't have my snotrag.

Just use your Kentucky Handkerchief why don'tcha?

Handkerchief

by docdoober1 July 21, 2009

Jesus-handle

Noun: The handle located directly above passenger seat doors which can be grabbed when divine intervention is required.

"The car slammed its breaks and Allan grabbed the Jesus-handle."

by Alison A. September 27, 2009

Mom-handle

v. for a mother to force her offspring to perform tasks through her any means necassary; including superior mental and physical prowess ie. the guilt trip and the back hand
;similar to manhandle

"Don't make me mom-handle you!!!" or "I can't hangout. My mom is mom-handling me into cleaning my room."

by M.D. Thomas October 19, 2009

Triple hander

A girl that is so ugly and disgusting on the stinker scale that three hands need to sweep under the nose to keep away the smell of her stinkyness.

My god, look at that triple hander. What an ugly stinker, who would want to hook up with her

by Jeetism September 4, 2013

turkish handie

When a woman forces her fist into a man rectum while sucking his cock and playing with his balls.

I heard Bill got a Turkish handie last night. ( what's that) well Ellen shoved her fist into Bills ass while sucking his cock and playing with his balls. .. . Bill is so lucky.

by show time January 13, 2015

cack handed

It means an awkward or inept way of doing something; originally meaning left handed, stemming from cultures that use their right hand to eat and their left hand to wipe their behind.

That shelf you put up looks a bit cack handed

by The Acid Drop Kid November 4, 2007

Oh Shit Handle

The handle that is located above the car door on the interior of the car or across from the mirror on the outside of the car. Sometimes it is used for getting into the car, but can also be used for oh shit moments when the passenger wishes not to be tossed around the car on turns, hard breaking, or fast driving.

I hold on to the oh shit handle every time there is a turn or a hard breaking in the car to brace myself so I do not move around the car and get hurt.

by handlelover18 December 6, 2011