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Mom-handle 

v. for a mother to force her offspring to perform tasks through her any means necassary; including superior mental and physical prowess ie. the guilt trip and the back hand
;similar to manhandle
"Don't make me mom-handle you!!!" or "I can't hangout. My mom is mom-handling me into cleaning my room."
Mom-handle by M.D. Thomas October 19, 2009
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mophandlemama 

Someone who takes pride in being very clean (only to be said by mental patients).
now the floor looks beautiful...
Thats why they call me mophandlemama...
mophandlemama by laura kkkkkkk September 12, 2007

Mamhandle 

To fondle breasts thoroughly. Derived from manhandle. While not specifically violent, may be used to describe aggressive play.
If I play my cards right, I'll be mamhandling those bewbs by the end of the night.

Those bewbs need me to mamhandle them immediately.
Mamhandle by G00F October 14, 2019

The Mophandle 

Defined as the act of stimulating one's partner with the severed end of a limb (i.e. wrist stump, foot stump, etc)
see "phantom fisting"
Ever since Daniel was in the accident, his husband Francois cannot get enough of the mophandle.
The Mophandle by Iron Todd January 16, 2009

The Mophandle 

Defined as the act of stimulating one's partner with the severed end of a limb (i.e. wrist stump, foot stump, etc)

-- AKA "phantom fisting"
Ever since Daniel was in the accident, his husband Francois cannot get enough of the mophandle.
The Mophandle by Iron Todd January 20, 2009

momhandle 

Same thing as being manhandled or roughhoused by another, only it's from a mom...
Oh snap, that kid just got momhandled!
momhandle by Naynau May 8, 2018
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