Haakon

Haakon is a Guy who likes gay midget porn and chinese fart porn

A:Oh your a Haakon
B: yes i am

by Big titty .qn June 8, 2021

Hambon

Hãm-bŏn (n)
French origin, used by French as a derogatory term

Ill-bred, inbred and unsightly little Welshmen.

Everyone is Wales is hambon!

by The real Craig David August 25, 2005

roasted hamhocks

The vaginal lips of a female that have been severly beaten and over-cooked then blackened to a charbroiled crisp due to years of extensive abuse while trickin te track.

There go that nasty ass lunch lady from school. Ya " I heard her shit smells likes roasted hamhocks."

by ruffridin4247 January 8, 2010

hamhoomis

the best last name in the whole world

the best last name in the whole world is hamhoomis.

by Jonathan niger November 23, 2010

hameo

When someone overacts during a cameo.

First used during a blogtv session with Michael Buckley.

Did you see Fred's hameo in that WhatTheBuck video?

by ThoughtfulOrange June 7, 2009

hambone

one who wipes there ass with baby wipes, wears von dutch with perfectly waxed hair and uses expressions like "dude i was so drunk last night" while only drinkin minimal amounts.

Zack Dietrich hamboned it up when he said "sure ill come for a walk wit you guys"

by john london October 20, 2004

Hambone

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.

<Alex> Hambone! Check it out! I heard you tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Wow no. I definitely didn't try anything, stupid drunk girl.
<Alex> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.

by Harrison S January 15, 2006