caught having a stroke

This is when a guy gets gets caught masturbating.

He was caught having a stroke.

by Dave- June 29, 2005

harvin'

you are definitely more than hungry, but you aren't quite starving.

I was harvin' bad after work today, had to grab some Macho Fries.

by John Naked February 3, 2004

Having Hoes

a bunch of females that are attracted to you in a relationship manner .

Fred has always been Having Hoes .

by ...oh January 10, 2015

having a life

Having a life is the state of not just being alive but doing something meaningful with it. Often used to insult people who don't have a life like johny.

"Jimmy tried to find the definition of having a life on urban dictionary but there was none he wrote a definition that he thinks is funny" said Johny
"HA HA jimmy doesn't have a life"

by 12345678910101010101010101010 May 17, 2017

having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

by Anonymous March 4, 2003

Josh Halling

1) To steal a friend's (possibly best friend) girl even if they are not together, full well knowing that they like that girl already

2) To steal a friend's line, phrase or word

Person 1: Naheeeeeee
Person 2: Hey that's my line. Stop Josh Halling me

by Bender_Patrol August 22, 2011

having trouble finding nemo

What is that?
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.
2. A kind of worm.
3. A movie for Kids.

Good answer:
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.

by Fred Derfy666 I'll find NEMO twice January 15, 2004