hallway tax

The extra 5 minutes it takes to get anywhere in school because you keep running into people you know in the hallway.

"The hallway tax was crazy today between the cafeteria and gym."

by kikam September 9, 2025

Meat Hallway

A hillbilly redneck term from the DMT dream world referring to the inside of a man's butthole.

"Howdy there boy, you'se lookin like you got a nice meat hallway.."

"AINT NONE YALL R*TARDS GETTING THESE SWEET HALLWAY MEATS"

by IWISHIWASNTREAL🤠 November 18, 2025

hallway husband

A guy you see in the hallway everyday at school that you find attractive, but you won’t talk to.

Omg that’s my hallway husband!

by Peppa pig 🐷 November 23, 2021

Egyptian Hallway

A bait and switch, by tricking a person into believing you are going to complete one action to them, and then subsequently ignoring that action and completing another that is completely absurd and/or unrelated.

Her pretending to pull me into a broom closet but then actually sending me to an ancient stairwell was a complete Egyptian Hallway.

by anonymous March 6, 2023

hallway hamster

An individual who wanders a dorm room hallway waiting for someone to give them attention

Bro I just saw a kid walk pace up and down the hallway.
Yeah that's Eric, he's such a hallway hamster

by MilkyTreeCandy January 24, 2023

hallway boyfriend

when you flirt and walk with someone in the hallway , walk them to class to class , but u guys are just friends nothing more n everyone thinks you two are dating but you’re not.

me and mateo aren’t dating , we only talk in school, he’s just a hallway boyfriend.

by Gsgsgdggd February 8, 2023

Hallway brother

What you call a dude after he sticks his dick in someone after you had yours in there before him.
Only the second guy is a hallway brother to the first guy. By the transitive property he has now touched his dick to your dick, yours didn't touch his though since you were there first, which makes him gayer than you.
Coincidentally your hallway brothers to every guy she was with before you were in there so that makes you gayer then all of them.

Remember when I used to plow that blonde slut Tiffany? Brian said he took her to pound town last night. Looks like he's my new hallway brother.

by Badger Balls April 24, 2025