Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, and all you've got by the bed is Tabasco. So you Tabasco lube up those fingers and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah, mate! That Poshia girl last night was mental! She let me give her the Hades Hook!"

by MadBantsForMadLads July 14, 2016

hades

I. God Of The Dead II. Ruler Of The Underworld III. Husband Of Persephone
stern and unyielding, unmoved by sacrifice
sits on a throne of ebony

hades was the god of regret.

by gryxion May 16, 2016

Hade

A South African urban slang, that means "sorry"

"Hade bro, I can't make it tonight"

by The boii and the boet January 12, 2017

hadewich

really pretty and cool girls

hey look at that girl, she's so pretty.
yeah she's a total Hadewich.

by someoneelikeyou March 11, 2017

Hadenfeldt

The most idiotic you can find. The worst kind of stupidity that could be found in the universe

Look at this crazy idiot. It is FDr Hadenfeldt level!

by Moroccanmeatball March 30, 2017

hade

die

I feel like going to hade

by anthony443894893 December 7, 2017

Hades

King of the Underworld, ruler of the Greco-Roman afterlife. Quite literally took a wife by the name of Persephone, daughter of Demeter. Is often branded a villain in most modern works, even though he's portrayed as a "strict and just, even handed" ruler in ancient depictions. Does not really have blue fire for hair.

"Do you see that quiet guy in the middle of that crowd? Definitely a Hades."

by Persephone_81 June 18, 2018