Lemonade Hose

A goofy ahh way of saying penis (because pee is yellow like lemonade and comes out of a tubular object)

Quandale Dingle: My acquaintance Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut was spotted giving his father’s lemonade hose twisty wisties

by Nig bigger dick June 25, 2022

San Francisco garden hose

The act of pissing out the window of a moving car.

Fuck dude, I gotta piss but we're in the middle of nowhere and I don't wanna pull over.
It's fine man, just pull a San Francisco garden hose.

by Renguardo June 10, 2020

hoedown piss

a hoedown piss is when you go to the bathroom and don't want to wash your hands after, so, instead of touching your cock, you pull down your boxers and rest your balls on the elastic of your boxers, allowing your wiener to rest there, pointing towards the toilet. you then place both hands on the front of your boxers and proceed to squat up and down like you are at a country hoe down.

when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging piss off in all directions.

most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants

I had to punch doug in the back of the head cuz I caught him hoe-down pissing in our bathroom last weekend.

(Bill and Steve's conversation after Bill, who was shitting in the stall, and Steve, who was pissing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an Arby's bathroom together and sit down to eat)

Steve: (reaching in for one of Bill's fries) Can I have a fry?
Bill: you can eat shit and die. I never saw you wash your hands before we left the washroom.
Steve: dude, its fine, I hoe-down pissed
Bill: alright then , yes, you may have a fry. but only one. or ill skull fuck you.

Bill and Steve: (highfiving) hoedown piss!

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

hoedometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010

k-holed

when you take too much ketamine and you end up feeling like you dont know who you are, where you are and why you do these things.

i sat in my living room last night thinking is this really my house, then i realised i was k-holed

by chesca. June 14, 2009

hose bag

a common slutty woman who usually hits on guys in bars so she can drink for free.

barkeep get one for me and put the hosebags round on my tab.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

hose b

The nickname for someone named jose, because jose sounds like hose a, the nickname becomes hose b.

Friend of jose: YOOOOO!!
jose: hey
friend of jose: what's good hose b?!

by snowhite July 8, 2006