Hoofs

FEET!

My Hoofs are tearing away!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020

Hippo Hoof

A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.

Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.

It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.

I was walking by the shore, when all of a sudden I was blinded by that beached whale's hippo hoof.

by MDWAR December 14, 2012

Hoofing

To kick or knee a woman in the vagina

She stepped on my foot and I hoofing her away was a reaction.

by Hoo f ing March 20, 2023

Hoof Mut

A condition found in women who ride horses in which their vagina is mutilated by consistantly bashing and bumping it into their saddle while they ride a horse.

“Every crazy horse girl I’ve ever slept with has a pussy that looks like someone tries to squeeze way too much clay into a tiny egg cup.”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”

by Lou Slips October 28, 2023

Hoofed

To have enthusiastically snorted a drug in powder form.

Crispin's just hoofed a big line of charlie, I'd avoid him until he's come down a bit, and stopped acting like such a prick.

by irate of islingworth November 27, 2023

Hoof Slash

When you get caught by the deer women and she say she your auntie

But damn! That hoof slash had a beautiful moose knuckle .

by dacnomaniac January 1, 2023

Hoof and Woof

Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.

Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.

by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021