hoof doof

A silly/goofy looking person, place or thing

Look at that dogs haircut. He looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 23, 2022

Hoof

Slang for attempting to cheat on your girlfriend.

"Emmit tried to Hoof around while on a guys trip in Florida."

by JJHum October 28, 2025

A horse foot without a hoof

Something you really don't wanna see

1: Hey, you wanna see a Horse foot without a hoof?
2: sure ig
1: *shows
2: EEEUGGHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAT ACORDION WITH NERVE ENDINGS SPROUTING OUT

by anonymous October 30, 2025

Caribou hoof

Similar to a Moose Knuckle but much more bulbous and pronounced and unlike a Camel Toe, it has a deep crevice and defined canyon walls.

My friend Tommy and I were at Pete’s coffee and a chick walked through the door with the largest Caribou Hoof that I have ever seen. The whole restaurant stopped and admired.

by Napa Vally Golfer February 20, 2021

Hoof

what you call someone who is really attractive, pleasant to the eye

woah you see that guy over there... he’s a major hoof!

by hcfxoxo June 4, 2018

Camel hoof

A camel toe that goes from the vagina to the anus crack

“My camel toe is so big it must be a camel hoof”

by Daddy B D July 11, 2018

hoof doof

A silly, goofy person. An airhead. Funny looking.

Look at that dog. Looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 30, 2022