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Hobo Joe

A fictional homeless man who lives in the sewers under my old elementary school, we would pray and leave offerings for Hobo Joe when we were in the 3rd grade. Hobo Joe moves from school to school and state to state currently he is on the move again and should be far past Washington by now, make sure to check your local sewers to see if he drops by.
John - I heard about Hobo Joe from my friend from another school
Jack - Is it really true he travels from school to school and state to state
John - Yeah, I believe he should be on his way to our county soon
*Hears rumble in sewers*
*Leaves offerings and prays*
by owen is a hecking honker February 23, 2020
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Hobo-tag

When a hobo leaves a steaming fecal surprise on one's personal space, such as a computer desk.

The basis of this action is explained best because a hobo does not have the necessary means to pay for spray paint. His/her cheapest means of "tagging" is by the use of fecal matter.

This definition was born on 11-25-09
Oh Snap! I was just hobo-tagged!

go here for further enjoyment.
johngundichdoodles (dot) blogspot (dot)com/2009/11/november-25-2009
by JGun77 December 6, 2009
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hobo hash

I don't have any pot, but we can smoke some hobo hash
by Evan Reic December 15, 2008
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hobo full

Often experienced after a satisfying meal, especially of the "all you can eat" variety, "hobo full" is the feeling of being so completely sated that you desire nothing more than to lay down on the nearest possible flat surface (park bench, grassy knoll, sidewalk) and take a nap.

Feeling "hobo full" is generally accompanied by questions regarding ones ability to simply lay down, "Will anyone mind if I nap here?", which is almost always overruled by a welcoming ratty-sweatshirt pillow and a well-placed newspaper blanket.
"Wow, lunch was delicious but now I'm hobo full. Time to find an empty lot to nap in... oh wait, there's space on that lawn."
by djwendo February 12, 2010
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Hobo Dough

Money that you have in your wallet or purse specifically designated to give to people on the street who ask you for money.
I went to Trader Joe's today and luckily had some hobo dough on me for the homeless guy in the parking lot.
by EdithRules August 21, 2010
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Hobo Handshake

The act of handing a homeless person money and having your hand unintentionally touch the homeless person's hand.
"I need to go home and take a shower after giving that guy a hobo handshake"
by Partyjamo November 1, 2011
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Hobo supper

n. A gathering at which everyone provides an ingredient for a communal stew and an ingredient for a communal alcoholic beverage of epic strength.

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Hobo supper at the frat house tonight; are you in?

Does a chunder bucket have a handle?
by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013
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