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Someone who tries too hard to be cool. An overzealous poseur. When you think you're on some next shit, but you're really on some bullshit
Man, I saw that herb on Bedford Ave., wearing a mesh hat and a Great White shirt, and carrying a can of Sparks.

Why is R. Kelly wearing that Lone Ranger mask? Dude is a herb.

Tell that herb to cool down. No one else wants the DJ to play electroclash.
Herb by GullibleZine August 14, 2006
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Insult synonomous with loser but can have multiple negative connotations. Pronounced "HURB" with no silent 'h.'The term was popularized in upstate New York and spread from there.
The word herb has nothing to do with marijuana.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw Melvin in the bathroom crying because he got a 93 on the math test!

Guy 2: Word? That kid is a total HERB!
herb by martin font August 12, 2005

herbal rave 

Often referred to as a gathering for homosexuals in which sodomy is performed with several partners giving and receiving simultaneously.
I just got back from an herbal rave and let's just say "tis the season of giving...and receiving."
herbal rave by oregonducksfan21 January 8, 2010

herbal tit wank 

The art of lathering Radox over your bell end whilst "rediscovering the real you" by plastering your female companion tits in jism.
After a hard day at the office Philbert likes nothing more than to come home, put his feet up and recieve a sensual herbal tit wank. "The power of the herbes helpes restore the real you".
herbal tit wank by Sick Wilber August 22, 2003

Herbaderg 

Code for pot if you speak derg.
Hey, let's go smoke some herbaderg.

herbalicious

used to describe an eternal god of herb's subjects and only the sexiest people can worship the god herb
Look at those herbalicious people. Aren't they sexy?

Why don't I become herbalicious?

punked out (synonym: herbed) 

to quit, esp. from fear; to chicken out or back down as from intimidation;
scared or frightened to act; back down from a confrontational situation because you are too afraid to act.
After being challenged, he punked out.
You just got punked out! (=You walked away or retreated after being challenged, or verbally abused or disrespected.