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gundam hammer

Gundam Hammer - A weapon in "Gundam." A chain with a rocket-powered spiked ball on the end. Yoshiyuki Tomino, the creator of "Gundam," insisted that "Gundam" was not just a giant robot anime, but a realistic show about war and humanity. Gundam Hammer was introduced, and critics said it wasn't very realistic. Tomino responded by saying that "Gundam" is only a giant robot anime after all.
well, a string on that suppposed REAL space ship's just another gundam hammer!
by Your August 11, 2003
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guido

The biggest embarrassment to all of New Jersey. Nobody likes them in the state, and wishes they would leave. Thinks they are the coolest, but really everyone just laughs at them.
Did you see those guidos on Jersey Shore? Why can't they just cease to exist?
by bbombers2 December 4, 2009
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guido

a male of any age, distinctly characterized by his Italian or wannabe Italian descent. He will be the one with the hair spiked up to the ceiling with pointy sideburns. A guido will always have a tan, even in the winter. Guidos can be seen getting their eyebrows waxed and purchasing oversized valor suits and wife beaters at macys. They will commonyl use terms such as "bro (or brah), yo, nah, and other words that you be able to understand anyway because guidos are known to mumble. They drive their parents' BMWs witht he windows down, while balsting any kind of dance, techno, trance, or anything else on KTU.
Oh my God, i saw ther king of the guidos today. I swear his hair touvhed the ceiling.
by kelley olson April 18, 2006
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guido

it is very hard to define a guido, but the archetype includes: an inordinate amount of hair gel, tight neon colored polo shirts (usually more than one) with the collars popped, and large designer sunglasses. this group is pretending to be of Italian decent if they aren't actually Italian. they enjoy things like lifting, being pussies and taunting without anything to back up their threats or taunts. The areas most densly populated with guidos are the Jersey Shore and parts of new york
that guy in "my new haircut" on youtube is the quintessential guido.
by hatethegamenottheplayer October 19, 2009
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guido

The complete misrepresentation of anything remotely italian because italians, who are actually from europe, have class and do not concentrate their energies on date rape, frollicking, steroids, expensive material items that no one else would buy, cheap girls (who share the same, uncanny resemblance), work construction (which anyone can do), the stupid blowout hear that makes them ALL look related (which may be taken into account due to their lack of intellect), frequenting clubs in NJ, NY, etc on a nightly basis, investing in working out and continuing to dress in those work-out clothes daily, wearing make-up that make them look like dead crack whores, fake tans that make them orange (if one dyes their hair green they will be less respectable umpa lumpas) and egotistical maniacs to the point where ALL of them should be sterilized to prevent further cultural contamination.
Who's the douche who looks like they stood in front of an industrial fan for too long?
That's an unecessary element of society, a guido.

Holy crap! How do I get rid of that guido?
An irish curb stomp usually clears those parasites out of the area.
by (/Leprechaun/) January 25, 2008
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Horn of Gondor

While engaging in sexual intercourse at the climaxing moment the man displays his masculinity and prowess by alerting all of his fellow housemates (possibly roommates) that he has finally scored. He does this by mimicking at full volume the 'horn of gondor' from lord of the rings. This works especially well in a uni dorm with thin walls.
'At the climaxing moment... oh yeah, oh yeah, oh ye... AAAAAAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH... AAAAAAAARRRR...SLAP'

'Did you hear me Horn of Gondor the entire womens rugby team last night?'
by Marmion May 21, 2006
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Guido

A guy who works out way too much, wears muscle shirts, has his hair slicked back, and has problems forming a coherent sentence.
"look at the guy by the bar, he is such a Guido"
by Rodger Dodger August 1, 2003
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