Forrest Gump

A film from the mid 90's starring Tom Hanks as a retard who seemingly takes part in every event in the 1960's.

Jimmy watched Forrest Gump 50 times last night just so he could see Tom Hanks' ass over and over again.

by Ginko Biloba September 6, 2003

Mrs Gump

Heavily flirting or making out with your child's teacher or principal to obtain passing grades.

I had to go Mrs Gump with principal Miller so my boy cod graduate.

by Patsy Stone July 4, 2015

forrest gump it

Run nonstop for miles until you reach another state, continent or a far destination.

Girlfriend: Babe I wish this relationship wasn’t miles away if only we can meet in person.

Boyfriend: Fuck it I’ma Forrest Gump it.

by Sweetart Queen September 20, 2017

forrekt gump

Somebody who thinks that he can peg anyone, but is really bad at it. He often laughs about his jokes, when nobody else does, too.

Person 1: Lol, look at him, he thinks he's so funny

Person 2: Yeah, what a forrekt gump

by damio121 February 28, 2016

Gump Puss

Pussy generally known to the public as being: stinky, ugly, discolored, or loose, and/or belonging to women of obese stature or possessed of a less-than-savory record of sexual intercourse.

What is Gump Puss?

The vagine belonging to a fat, ugly, whore.

by gnartarsauce March 26, 2011

Mogump-gump

A pre-historic animal which hunted by imitating turkeys and hiding in trees. When the opportunity arose, the Mogump-gump was known to furtively slit open Swiss Miss hot chocolate packets and secret away with any marshmallows therein.

“Where’s all my marshmallows? Are those turkeys outside?” “Might be the Mogump-gump”

by Mogumpographer February 20, 2023

Forrest Gump it

Playing ping pong by yourself. ( against a wall)

Will you play ping pong with me? No, I don’t feel like it. You’ll have to Forrest Gump it!

by Lol Maryland February 16, 2020