Gummy Noodle

A Limp Penis

My girlfriend wanted to bang but I drank too much and had the gummy noodle.

by Little Mrs Bish March 22, 2022

Gummy Bear

A Gay "bear" with no teeth.

Im going down to the gold age club to see if i can find me a gummy bear

by Shmavery October 13, 2019

gummy surprise

When someone gives a blowjob without their dentures in

Bro I got a gummy surprise at the old folk’s home today

by dickimeandisc November 12, 2022

Gummy Bear

Elderly person without teeth who attempts to seduce younger mates by bearing their toothless, gummy face.

Young man pointing at the pensioner at the bar licking her gums : 'that gummy bear wants a piece of my arse'.

by GumBungo May 4, 2019

gummy prosty

A toothless prostitute.

My buddy really wanted to get a mouth hug from a gummy prosty!

by Craic Shack December 6, 2015

Nutty Gummy

Spend $150 on the worlds largest gummy bear. Bore a hole approximately 2 fingers wide between the legs and all the way through to the middle of the head. Bore through both ears connecting the passages. Find 3 friends and fuck the gummy bear till you buy. First person to push all the cum out the ears wins. The person whose turn was after him has to suck it all out and start over with the remaining 3 players. Continue until one guy is standing… he is the loser.

Aye bro let’s play some nutty gummy! I’m feelin edgy today

Yeah, I have nutty gummy set up for the boys tonight. It’s gonna be liiittt

by JDR.com April 5, 2023

Gummie bear

A large thick hairy man over the age of 60 years. Who is apart of the gay community

“Ooo look at that hunk of a gummie bear over there

by Hairy sausages December 23, 2017