Guintercourse

A Bromance where guys play their guitars at each other

Did you see how Trent had Guintercourse with Robin Finch ? It was Tre-Sensuelle

by Alysian9 September 26, 2018

Guinness Hater

One who hates Guinness or criticizes those who drink it.

Don't let that Guinness hater criticize you for not ordering a hazy IPA.

by Fred Waldron March 18, 2019

Guinnephobia

An irrational fear of Guinness alcoholic beverages, often accompanied by a response of denial, confusion and/or anger when exposed to sight, smell, taste or mere mention of a branded beer or other product. A Guinnephobe is a person who suffers from Guinnephobic traits or tendencies.

You can't even mention Guinness around that guy without him going off on you... He must suffer from Guinnephobia!

by FazFX March 18, 2019

Glinnerisation

The rapid adoption of anti-transgender and conspiracy theorist views by a once-respected public figure who is past their peak.

A common by-product of spending far too much time on Twitter.

Have you seen the wizard lady's latest tweet? The Glinnerisation process is in full effect.

by kingarthurslance March 12, 2022

Guinness

A common way of punishing an irishman, typically defined as taking a big steaming shite in their mouth and proceeding to ejaculate a fat load atop the aformentioned poo.

Mason guinnessed in ians mouth as punishment for his misdeeds

by Icono June 7, 2022

guinness penis

The image created on the head of a pint of guinness, or other stout, by the careful.pouring of a skillfull bar tender, often in response to a request for a shamrock, when the request us made too late kn the round, for example after all other drinks have been poured. The Guinness penis may be an accidental creationi if the bar tender is particularly tired and/or emotional, or it may be entirely deliberate if the customer is at fault. It can be avoided by always ordering the Guinness first and by asking the bar tender to 'take one for themselves'

Nanette: Do you think thus looks like a guinness penis on my pint?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?

by Angel_k June 26, 2022

glinnerfication

When a middle-aged man is divorced by his wife for being an awful person and his children want nothing to do with him anymore, so naturally he turns into a terminally online twitter bigot spreading disinformation and inciting hatred against LGBTQIA+ people. Prominent examples include Graham Linehan and Elon Musk.

The glinnerfication of Elon Musk would be very funny if he weren't in a position of power.

by ThasminStan June 10, 2023