Gordon Ramsay

He created food.

Gordon Ramsay did.

by imverycool22 February 21, 2021

A Gordon Hayward

Messing up your ankle so bad it makes a right angle.

Yo his ankle got messed up. Looks like he just did a Gordon Hayward

by Tschmoney October 19, 2017

kate gordon

literally the coolest person ever. everyone wishes they were kate gordon. 😍

literally everyone: omg i wish i was kate gordon!!

by Hryshchyshyn June 11, 2021

Gordon's Vodka

Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?

Dude, I'll sell you what's left of my Gordon's for $10. Ah, screw it: let's just drink it tonight.

by lizzi May 19, 2005

gradoo

Unidentified grime in crevaces or cracks.

Man 1: Tell me what this substance is in the tread of my tires.

Man 2: I can't tell, some kind of gradoo.

by Panamman April 17, 2009

jeff gordon

(v.) to occupy two lanes while driving in the city so that a jerk driver can't pass you

this guy behind me is trying to sneak past using the parking lane! what an asshole! i'm gonna jeff gordon this motherfucker.

by kaiser von fresh January 5, 2009

Waiting for Godot-Girl

When a man spends all night waiting for a girl who should have come to meet for a date hours ago, but she never turns up. Similar to being stood up, but with more existential loneliness than just missing out on action with the ladies.

1: He's spent all night Waiting for Godot-Girl. Poor guy needs some self respect to ditch that biatch.

2: Sandra: Poor John's been Waiting for Godot-Girl, I better call him back and apologise for not showing up.

by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008