Grebnered

1. Screwing something simple up so bad, that it causes others to laugh and make fun of you. While being oblivious to how stupid you look or sound

2. Fucked up

3. Shooting yourself with your own pistol

way to Grebner the bacon, its fryed not boiled.

Boiiled bacon is so Grebnered

Dam that had to hurt when you Grebnered your foot

by lonewolf55337 August 5, 2011

greenprint

A sketchy map depicting the right route with all the wrong proportions.

(while trekking deep in the heart of Patagonia)
Girl: Oh my... I think we just got lost...
Boy 1: This damn map is just your usual useless greenprint.
Boy 2: Let me lit this MJ and we'll be fine.

by FashionExpertAndPianoMaster January 14, 2013

Greene, NY.

Piece of shit small town where teen pregnancies are nothing but the usual. The ball flats is where the drugs are at, and pizza is your only choice of food. Fieldhockey and Wrestling is big and weed is something you grow up around.

lets get the fuck outta Greene, NY.

by Kitty and GummyBear August 22, 2011

walmart greeter

Usually someone of lesser intelligence or of a mentally impaired category. Top choices of wal-mart greeters are usually those with down syndrome, saggy balls, vaginal gericatric bat disease, or work release programs. Typically found at the entrance of walmarts, and sometimes packing a roll of different colored stickers in which they appraoch you as if to molest you and whatever item youare carrying and at the last moment... hand extened... a round sticker of random color is stuck on the item you are holding... assaulting it... and labeling it a return or previously paid for item.... running from the wal-mart greeter is usally followed by people with walkie talkies running after you....

I don't realy know of a given example of walmart greeter grab a simple roll of already opened toilet paper and walk into any walmart.... you'll see one of the above... stalking you like a jilted speed dater on a rape quest. Blind people can even sense a wal-mart greeter by the constant sniffling of runny snot... and the faint odor of cottage cheese.

The walmart greeter at our store dripped snot on a radio I was returning and stuck a rainbow of stickers on my 3 yr old. When I tried to walk to the return desk "Bubba" followed my 3 yr old who was crying and asked if she "wanta to see my pokemon pee pee?" I have a lawsuit pending.

by sanity clown October 28, 2006

Geener

Someone who has either made an idiot of him/herself or is known for doing so. Also can be used to describe someone slow of wit.

Did you see Jason skin his arm falling off his skateboard again? What a geener!

Oh My God, that retard losing on Jeopardy is such a geener.

by Emilee M May 19, 2005

Greeneries

Slang. Synonymous with marajuana.

I gots to hit up that dealer and get me some greeneries.

by Leerno November 17, 2003

greenely

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Has sparkling green eyes that will make you awe. Super sweet and kind to mostly everyone. If you just so happen to meet her, keep her cause she is a once in a lifetime girl

Greenely looked super pretty today, just like everyday.

by "(Seth)" March 26, 2018