Gratisfaction

The hastily fuckery of the words gratification and satisfaction

Hey Ruca, your sisters supple silver dollar nipples left me great gratisfaction

by Javier santis November 27, 2018

Gratitude

When you grate with Attitude

Just gonna gratitude some cheese

by Kangaroolover12 December 28, 2018

gratton

a guy who literally turns your stomach. you cringe everytime you see him. he’s horny and won’t take no for an answer

that guys such a gratton

by honesthoes June 5, 2019

Gratin

The sexual act of cumming on a girl's face on a hot day, your cum will develop a crust immediately, resembling the melted and crusty cheese on a baked product also known as gratin.

It was 42C outside so when Jim came on Holly's face, it became a gratin immediately.

by BlueBallsBelgium July 26, 2019

Gratitourette Syndrome

Combination of Gratitude and Tourette Syndrome. When a person (most often a middle manager) is unable to say the words "thank you" for even the most minor task, no matter how well its done or the amount of effort involved, and instead substitutes verbal tics such as "I don't like the color" or "you missed a spot". Can be abbreviated as Gratitourettes.

I just mowed Steve's lawn in 90 degree weather as a favor, and his first words were "You mowed it side to side, not in a spiral, now it looks bad." I think he must have Gratitourette Syndrome, so I just said "you're welcome" and walked away.

by DarthAlicious October 23, 2019

Grating the block

Being cheesy/corny.

“You’re really grating the block with that dad joke there, buddy!”

by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020

Gratience

A graduated, more intense form of patience.

I usually can withstand the intermittent chatter of the 'new-hire' class, but today, calmness and gratience won the battle.

by Fwoppo (Ephduboh) Udonomi, Jr. October 29, 2020