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grades before bitches

Applies to anyone currently in school. It is basically listing you're priorities in life. You can't go straight for the bitches and expect to move on in life, but by putting the grades before the bitches you can expect a great bitch count for the long run. Use this saying when you're trying to explain to a friend that "pussy isn't just pussy".
JT: i got more important things to worry about, like smashing.
KD: no you don't. grades before bitches bruh.
by KDandJT July 23, 2009
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Grade 9 Drunk

the act/process/thought of getting extremely hammered, similar to that of your first time being intoxicated in grade 9
"Hey man, are you going to that party tonight?"
"Yea for sure, I plan on getting grade 9 drunk"
by GetShmammered May 7, 2010
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Muskokan Cheese Grater

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.
Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."
by teratoma April 20, 2010
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Glader

One who lives, or once lived in a wall enclosed area surrounded by a maze that changes nightly, and is full of horrific creachers known as Grievers all created by WICKED to carry out phase one of their experiments to help save humanity.
The Gladers have dreams of one day exscaping The Maze.
by Rachel_S January 4, 2011
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Jack Dylan Grazer

The most amazing person you will ever meet! Jack is, funny, caring, and he is very crazy! And hot! Girls are all over him, all of the girls want to meet him. Jack stars in “It” (2017) and in “Me, Myself & I”
“I got to meet Jack Dylan Grazer today!”

“Awww really?! I’m so jealous Jack is so awesome!”
by Jack Dylan Grazer November 21, 2017
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8th Grade

A terrible year of worrying about high school. Often a student gets a shit ton of homework and has major sleep deprivation due to staying up all night doing homework.
Me: I'm so tired.
Girl: 8th Grade sucks.
by Lii_iily Ro_ose November 7, 2018
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5th Grade

A grade in which the true colors of school pop up.
5th Grade is when people start puberty and teachers become ignorant, strict idiots.
by DepressedCoward March 5, 2019
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