Gooch

The sweaty puffy part from your bum hole to your ball sack

Oi mate my gooch is sweating like mad g

by Gooch master September 14, 2019

Trench Gooch

The result of sitting on a motorbike which has a wet seat...

Your seat is wet... You'll definitely contract trench gooch.

by Jshiphone March 9, 2014

Seasonal Gooch

Noun. The period of time between Christmas and New Year.

Oh, just my luck - I'm having to work in the Seasonal Gooch :(

by peteywheats December 31, 2016

Dr. Goodhead

Dr. Goodhead - a person who gives particularly good felatio.

Jann is a Dr. Goodhead;she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.

by TooSick4U November 3, 2007

gooch crystals

piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances

i wish i had a shower today, my gooch crystals are rubbing my leg

by GolfSon July 27, 2009

Gooch Breath

After licking ones "gooch" there may be a aroma of "gooch" on ones breath.

hey dont let that dog lick you matt, for it has licked its gooch. Now, you have gooch breath. Well done!

by theonetheycallstu November 22, 2006

harry gooch

the wrinkly worthless skin between the ass and the ball sack that when a man does not take proper care of his manly hygene gets gooch cheese. When the man has sexual relations with a woman that also does not take proper care of her feminine hygene and her pubic hairs get rubbed off during sex. The hairs then get stuck in the mans gooch cheese and he now has a harry gooch.

Stephanie is so nasty! Justin and her are perfect for each other, I bet she gave him a harry gooch

by Jenjenk84 June 12, 2008