gooching

A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.

This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.

In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -

"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."

by Mark Jones December 01, 2004

gooch

the area of your body between your ball sack and your ass whole.
can also be used as a nickname instead of jack

i scratched my gooch in class yesterday

i was chilling with gooch at a pizza store, and he ordered the whole right side of the menu

by jack winkler October 25, 2013

gooch

the area in between your balls and your ass, very sensitive, good place to rub while playing the trombone

she rubbed my gooch, and i had an orgi, then i fucked her

by screwster May 12, 2005

gooch

A guy,s area between ball sac and anus equalls gooch. Women,s area betweem pussy,and anus equalls cooch.

Man, I,m really worried about the pilodial cyst on my gooch. The Dr. tried to examine it, and the damn thing showed evasive manuevers. They remember! I have to get a hunter killer to lance it for me.

by EH of HB November 15, 2007

gooch

The area between the family jewels (ballsack) and the sphyncter (asshole)... mostly known for it's intense sensivity and the pain it causes when it is hit

"OWWW... I just cracked my gooch on your chair arm"

"would you please stop caressing my gooch!"

"my gooch smells like lool today" (see definitions for lool)

"I smell badger gooch"

by Chris666 October 26, 2005

gooch

the site between your nuts and ass hole

That girl went to kick me in the
nuts, but she kick me in the gooch.

by Collin L December 02, 2005

gooch

The gooch is the space between the nuts/vagina and theasshole.(Usually hairy)

"Dude if I hit that,I would even lick her gooch" / "She tried to kick my balls but only hit the gooch, go gooch."

by Mr.wallbreaker March 25, 2009