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Godish

Having something to do with God; holy, sacred.
My Torah is very Godish, as it is used in Shabbat and Bar/Bat Mitzvahs
by Jelvin November 12, 2010
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Godsplaining

To attribute divine significance to something, usually in a forced manner
Random lady: These flowers start blooming during the Pentacostal period once a year. Before bloom, it looks like praying saints, after bloom it looks like a flying dove. How amazing is God's creation!

Friend: Are they godsplaining nature? The flowers bloom when the light, temperature, and climate conditions are right.
by Dorchid September 13, 2017
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GodsBleach

The most superior bleach of them all and the most powerful meme account
Man I wish I had GodsBleach
by Bendude09 October 21, 2018
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Sculpted by the greek gods

Defines a person who's inhumanly handsome/beautiful
"Taehyungs face was sculpted by the greek gods."

"His/her face was sculpted by the greek gods."
by NoImNotShiilo December 6, 2021
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godsmack

1) To die of an overdose of drugs, typcially heroin.
2) In the tech industry, when karma pays back a system administrator (sysadmin) who generally thinks they are a computer god, by royally screwing up a computer with a simple task or software installation.
1) Jim Bo was a heavy user of heroin and he finally got godsmacked.

2) Charlie in IT operations installed an encryption program for us without reading the instructions as usual. He immediately was godsmacked when he rebooted and had to rebuild the whole system.
by Simon Templar April 15, 2008
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Vodka of the Gods

The plastic, $10 handles of vodka Trader Joe's sells, mainly to broke college students and alcoholics. Ingesting will lead to hangovers not for the faint of heart.
My parents thought they'd be smart and give me Trader Joe's gift cards so I could only buy food with the money instead of booze and weed - too bad they didn't think of Vodka of the Gods! ...now I just need to find someone who'll accept microwavable meals in exchange for ganja....
by PeachieSoKeen November 19, 2011
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Godsautner

The leader of a class, generally regarding global history, that takes full responsibility as both the spiritual and physical leader. The process of choosing Godsautner is quite complex, and takes years of evaluation. Qualities one might look for are being mad tough, super cool, and totally badass. Also, you have to really love sports.
Person A. Dude, who's going to prevent the midterm?
Person B. Don't worry, the Godsautner's got out back.

Person A. Do you think Matt could ever be Godsautner?
Person B. Totally, he's a boss, and I heard he loves sports.
by Theycallmecitch January 13, 2011
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