goggle.com

when you get a virus in the 2000's

Guy: Help
Guy 2: why?
Guy: i accidentally went to goggle.com instead of google.com and im doomed

by appointment November 16, 2020

Gaglet

A person or persons who skip sucking dick and go right to getting throat fucked... A typical straight brown noser

Man if those guys weren't such gaglets they might be able to get some work done

by Warren holt November 17, 2021

Ugly Goggles

One who wears ugly goggles has bad taste in girls. They think the ugly ones look good.

Devonte: Yo dat girl is bangin
Luke: Homie you got yo ugly goggles on cuz dat gurl looks like magilla gorila ma nigg.

by Taheed December 30, 2008

baboon goggles

When you place your balls over someone's eyes.

What? You sold my car!? Come here, you might as well just give me baboon goggles too.

by ibetthisnameistaken February 3, 2009

Exam Goggles

The morning of a final exam, everyone shows up in eyeglasses for the first time. They were all too busy cramming to put in their contacts, and they're barely recognizable.

Hey, nice exam goggles. I didn't know you needed glasses.

I've got tunnel vision - I never wear these exam goggles out of the house!

by j424marie December 9, 2010

Boyce Goggles

A mysterious veneer that coats the eyes of anyone at Boyce College due to the dearth of attractive girls, resulting in grossly deformed standards where 4's appear to be 8's. Kinda like a joke that everyone is in on, but no one gets the punchline.

See: Triton Eye

Trip Lee: Look at that girl across the J-bowl, what a knockout!

Lecrae: Bro, shed the Boyce Goggles. That snaggletooth is so impressive, she could eat an apple through a chain link fence.

by The Harbl October 2, 2012

Wagga goggles

when spending two weeks or more at wagga wagga, girls go from a 2/10 to a 8/10

Male #1: Bro these chicks are hot!

Male #2: no bro they not, you got wagga goggles.

by Triz0r14 July 12, 2014