Goggers

Goggers, is a random word that originated in a stupid lego game,
It is not offensive at all
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UNBAN IT YOU DOG

"Bro Phantom Forces is the opposite of Goggers"

by OxyBoxy June 28, 2021

goglio

Theresah O’hare.

Person 1 “she’s such a Goglio”
Person 2 “ ye if I was her I were her I’d die in a hole

by Goglioslayer69 February 5, 2022

sea goggles

Exactly the same signs and symptoms as beer goggles except the condition is brought about from being at sea for an extended period of time. Consequences can be socially painful. The worst case of sea goggles is when sea goggles are combined with beer goggles.

Jim: Dude, why the hell did you fuck her?

Dave: Ah man, I'd been at sea for 4 months straight and had my sea goggles on.

Jim: That's no excuse!

by captainstooge June 1, 2011

Van Gogh Tickle

When your poop is so long that the tip of it grazes the underside of your ballsack while it’s falling to the bowl as if it was a brush stroke from Van Gogh himself.

I took the biggest poo of my life today. It was so long, in fact, that it gave me the Van Gogh Tickle.

by ThatGuy 915 February 26, 2019

Grandpa's War Goggles

An elderly males saggy, dangly scrotal sack and testicles.

Granny always enjoyed polishing Grandpa's War Goggles.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

cal goggles

When a male student who attends UC Berkeley unintentionally lowers his standards in girls. For example, a girl you thought ugly will seem hot to you now.

Jerry:Dude, that girl is so hot!
Dean: Are you blind? She's ugly as hell. I think your cal goggles are getting worst.

by Jerry Cai December 29, 2007

Marriage Goggles

The "goggles" that suddenly appear on a person when they are ready for marriage and able to commit to one person. These goggles prevent men and women from appreciating the beauty in the opposite sex because they actually care if their partner catches them staring.

We took our soon to be married friend to Las Vegas for his bachelor party and were wondering why his head wasn't turning with all the beautiful women were passing by.

Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"

Friend: "Huh?"

Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"

by BazookaMoose November 27, 2012